Social Anxiety Soap

I'm *cough* super sick

Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.

Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Fragrance: Fresh Strawberry, Mt. Dew