You have been warned. Thongs are no longer authorized beyond this point (THANK GOD! who invented those things?!) Comfortable cotton briefs only. New moms, anyone over 40 and anyone who has been married for more than 6 weeks knows thongs are for the single people and Sisqo. My booty does not need to be wearing its own flip flop. You can keep your permanent wedgies. Blank inside. Envelope included.
